The Meathook Massacre is a Mythic Rare Legendary Enchantment from the 2025 Innistrad Remastered set, featuring unique life-swing mechanics.
The Meathook Massacre
2025 • Magic: The Gathering • Innistrad Remastered
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The Meathook Massacre (387) is a Mythic Rare Legendary Enchantment included in the 2025 Innistrad Remastered set for Magic: The Gathering. Crafted by artist Chris Seaman, this card represents a high-tier addition to the Innistrad Remastered collection, appealing to collectors of powerful enchantments and set completionists alike. As a Legendary Enchantment with a mana cost of {X}{B}{B}, The Meathook Massacre offers significant strategic depth. Upon entering the battlefield, it applies a -X/-X effect to all creatures until the end of the turn. Its enduring influence comes from its triggered abilities: whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life, while the death of an opponent's creature allows you to gain 1 life. This design creates a dynamic life-total swing that defines its role in gameplay. Collectors value The Meathook Massacre not only for its gameplay potential but also for its status within the Innistrad Remastered catalog. The card number 387 places it firmly in the set's sequence, and its Mythic Rare rarity ensures it is a sought-after component for those building comprehensive collections of the brand. Whether you are interested in the strategic nuances of black mana or the aesthetic of modern TCG design, this card stands as a distinct piece of the Innistrad Remastered identity.
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Card Details
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Featured Subject
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The Meathook Massacre
Game
Magic: The Gathering
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Mythic Rare
Chris Seaman
Card Stock
English
{X}{B}{B}
Legendary Enchantment
B
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When The Meathook Massacre enters, each creature gets -X/-X until end of turn. Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life. Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you gain 1 life.
