The Deranged Assistant is a 2018 common card from Magic: The Gathering's Ultimate Masters set, featuring a unique mill-to-mana mechanic.
Deranged Assistant
2018 • Magic: The Gathering • Ultimate Masters
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The Deranged Assistant is a 2018 common card from Magic: The Gathering's Ultimate Masters set, identified by card number 49. This Human Wizard creature costs {1}{U} to cast and possesses the unique ability to tap and mill a card from your library to add one colorless mana. This mechanic allows players to cycle through their deck while generating resources, a strategic twist that defines its gameplay role. The card features artwork by Nils Hamm, capturing the whimsical yet macabre tone of the set. The Deranged Assistant's simple yet effective design makes it a recognizable piece for fans of Magic: The Gathering trading cards. Its place in the Ultimate Masters expansion highlights the enduring appeal of classic card mechanics presented in a premium format. Whether you are building a collection or simply appreciate the lore and mechanics of the game, this card represents a distinct moment in the franchise's history.
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Deranged Assistant
Game
Magic: The Gathering
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Common
Nils Hamm
Card Stock
English
{1}{U}
Creature — Human Wizard
1 / 1
U
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{T}, Mill a card: Add {C}. (To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)
"Garl, adjust the slurry dispensers. Garl, fetch more corpses. Garl, quit crying and give me your brain tissue. If he doesn't stop being so rude, I'm quitting."