This foil Assquatch card (#71) is a rare creature from the 2004 Magic: The Gathering Unhinged expansion, offering unique gameplay mechanics for collectors.
Assquatch
2004 • Magic: The Gathering • Unhinged
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The Assquatch card, numbered 71 in Magic: The Gathering's 2004 Unhinged set, stands out as a distinctive addition to any collector's library. This foil rare creature card introduces a playful yet strategic element to the game, featuring a mana cost of {4}{R} and a unique power/toughness of 3.5/3.5. As a Donkey-type creature, it influences the battlefield by enhancing other Donkeys with a +1½/+1½ boost. Additionally, it possesses the ability to untap a target creature and gain control of it when another Donkey enters the battlefield, granting that creature haste until the end of the turn. Designed by Jeremy Jarvis, this card exemplifies the humorous and unconventional spirit of the Unhinged series. Collectors often seek this card for its rarity, foil treatment, and its role in the broader narrative of Magic's alternate reality expansions. For enthusiasts of Magic: The Gathering, acquiring the Assquatch foil offers a tangible connection to this unique chapter of the game's evolution, appealing to both completionists and fans of its whimsical design.
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Assquatch
Game
Magic: The Gathering
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Rare
Jeremy Jarvis
Card Stock
English
Foil
{4}{R}
Creature — Donkey
3.5 / 3.5
R
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Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½. Whenever another Donkey enters, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.
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