The 2004 Magic: The Gathering Unhinged foil card #75, Dumb Ass, is a whimsical Donkey Barbarian creature known for its unconventional coin-flip gameplay mechanics.
Dumb Ass
2004 • Magic: The Gathering • Unhinged
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Description
As a foil common card, it features the whimsical design elements characteristic of the Unhinged series, which prioritizes humor and unconventional gameplay over serious competitive strategy. This creature card is categorized as a Donkey Barbarian with a mana cost of {2}{R} and a mana value of 3, making it a relatively accessible addition to any deck that embraces randomness. Dumb Ass brings a unique interactive element to the game through its ability. At the beginning of your upkeep, players must flip a coin. If the flip is lost, the target opponent gains the power to decide whether this creature attacks that turn. This mechanic introduces a layer of unpredictability and social interaction that defines the Unhinged experience, distinguishing it from standard sets where control is more predictable. The card’s flavor text, "Envying the intelligence of goblins is a bad place to be," further emphasizes the lighthearted tone of the set, appealing to collectors who appreciate the artistic and narrative creativity of Magic: The Gathering. For collectors, the Unhinged set holds a special place in the history of Magic, representing a bold departure from the norm. The foil treatment of Dumb Ass adds a visual appeal that enhances its desirability among enthusiasts looking to complete their Unhinged collection or acquire unique pieces for their library. Whether you are a long-time Magic player or new to the world of trading card games, Dumb Ass offers a fun and memorable way to engage with the game. Its unique mechanics and humorous design make it a standout card in the Unhinged subset, providing both gameplay variety and collectible value. The card is illustrated by Bradley Williams, whose artwork contributes to the set's distinctive aesthetic. This card remains a popular choice for those who enjoy the quirky and unexpected elements that Magic: The Gathering can offer.
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Dumb Ass
Game
Magic: The Gathering
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Common
Bradley Williams
Card Stock
English
Foil
{2}{R}
Creature — Donkey Barbarian
3.5 / 2
R
Card Text
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At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, target opponent chooses whether this creature attacks this turn.
Envying the intelligence of goblins is a bad place to be.







