The Rod of Spanking is a rare foil artifact from the 2004 Unhinged set, known for its satirical rules text and unconventional design within Magic: The Gathering history.
Rod of Spanking
2004 • Magic: The Gathering • Unhinged
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Description
The Rod of Spanking, card number 127 in the 2004 Unhinged expansion, stands as one of the most memorable artifacts in Magic: The Gathering history. Designed by Mark Brill, this foil artifact challenges players with its unique and humorous cost requirement. Instead of standard mana or tapping, activating its ability demands a specific verbal response, blending gameplay with social interaction in a way few cards have managed to do. As part of the Unhinged series, this card represents a distinct era where Wizards of the Coast experimented with rules-breaking mechanics and satire. The foil treatment adds a layer of visual appeal, making it a standout piece for collectors focusing on the Unhinged subset. Its low mana cost and versatile effect make it a favorite among casual players and collectors who appreciate the creative freedom of the Unhinged line. Collectors often seek this card to complete their Unhinged sets, particularly those interested in the game's more unconventional expansions. The combination of its satirical nature, foil finish, and iconic status within the Magic community makes it a valuable addition to any collection. Whether you are building a comprehensive Unhinged collection or looking for a conversation-starting artifact, the Rod of Spanking offers a unique glimpse into the playful side of Magic: The Gathering. This product represents the catalog identity for the foil version of this card. It is available for collectors looking to add a piece of gaming history to their collection. The card's enduring popularity is a testament to the creativity of the Unhinged set, which continues to influence the game's design philosophy today.
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Featured
Rod of Spanking
Game
Magic: The Gathering
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Uncommon
Mark Brill
Card Stock
English
Foil
{1}
Artifact
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{2}, {T}: This artifact deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap this artifact unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"
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