The Tainted Monkey from Magic: The Gathering's 2004 Unhinged expansion offers a humorous take on creature gameplay with its unique mill mechanic.
Tainted Monkey
2004 • Magic: The Gathering • Unhinged
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Description
Released in 2004, the Unhinged expansion for Magic: The Gathering introduced a satirical twist to the trading card game, and card number 64, Tainted Monkey, stands as a memorable staple of that set. This Common foil card belongs to the iconic Un-sets, known for breaking traditional rules and injecting humor into the competitive landscape. Designed by artist Mark Zug, the card features a simple 1/1 Creature — Monkey with a mana cost of one generic mana and one black mana, making it an accessible piece for any collection. The strategic appeal of this card lies in its distinct ability. By tapping the creature, a player chooses a word, forcing a target opponent to mill a card. If that milled card contains the chosen word in its rules text, the opponent loses 3 life. This mechanic encourages creative wordplay and psychological warfare, hallmarks of the Unhinged design philosophy. Collectors often seek out foil versions of these cards for their shimmering finish and the nostalgic value of the era. For Magic: The Gathering enthusiasts, completing the Unhinged set provides a complete look at one of the most innovative and whimsical chapters in the game's history. The Tainted Monkey serves as both a functional game piece and a collector’s item that represents the creative freedom allowed in alternate format expansions. Whether you are building a themed deck or expanding your library of rare and unusual cards, this foil release adds a unique flavor to any Magic: The Gathering collection.
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Card Details
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Featured Subject
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Featured
Tainted Monkey
Game
Magic: The Gathering
TCG Attributes
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Common
Mark Zug
Card Stock
English
Foil
{1}{B}
Creature — Monkey
1 / 1
B
Card Text
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{T}: Choose a word. Target player mills a card. If a card with the chosen word in its text box was milled this way, they lose 3 life.
"C'mon, choose 'monkey.' Everybody loves monkeys!"







