Zzzyxas's Abyss, card number 70 from Magic: The Gathering's 2004 Unhinged expansion. This rare enchantment features distinctive rules text and humor.
Zzzyxas's Abyss
2004 • Magic: The Gathering • Unhinged
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Zzzyxas's Abyss stands as a defining moment within the 2004 Magic: The Gathering Unhinged expansion. As card number 70, this rare enchantment captures the chaotic spirit of the Un-sets, which were designed specifically to break traditional game rules and inject humor into the collector experience. Unlike standard competitive cards, Unhinged products celebrate the whimsical side of the Magic universe, making them highly sought after by hobbyists who appreciate the creative freedom granted to designers and artists like Pete Venters. The card itself is an enchantment with a mana cost of one generic mana and two black mana, resulting in a mana value of three. Its unique effect activates at the beginning of the controller's upkeep, forcing the destruction of all nonland permanents sharing the first name alphabetically among existing nonland permanents. This creates dynamic board states that can dramatically shift the game's momentum, often leading to unexpected outcomes that define the Unhinged playstyle. The flavor text accompanying the card adds to the narrative, referencing the wizard Zzzyxas and his desire for revenge, further grounding the card in the set's satirical lore. For collectors, Zzzyxas's Abyss represents more than just a gameplay tool; it is a piece of Magic history that highlights the franchise's willingness to experiment. The Unhinged set remains a cornerstone for those interested in the evolution of Magic: The Gathering's design philosophy. Whether you are building a comprehensive collection of Un-sets or looking to add a memorable artifact to your library, this card offers a blend of mechanical intrigue and historical significance. It serves as a testament to the diverse range of experiences available within the trading card game, appealing to both casual players and dedicated set builders who value the unique contributions of the Unhinged era.
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Zzzyxas's Abyss
Game
Magic: The Gathering
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Pete Venters
Card Stock
English
{1}{B}{B}
Enchantment
B
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At the beginning of your upkeep, destroy all nonland permanents with the first name alphabetically among nonland permanents.
Tired of always being picked last, the wizard Zzzyxas created the ultimate revenge.







