The 2017 Magic: The Gathering Unstable expansion with this foil version of Hoisted Hireling #58. This Zombie creature card features the flying ability and distinctive humor characteristic of the Un-sets.
Hoisted Hireling
2017 • Magic: The Gathering • Unstable
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Description
The Magic: The Gathering Unstable expansion, released in 2017, brought a unique blend of gameplay mechanics and irreverent humor to the trading card game. Within this set, Hoisted Hireling (#58) stands out as a creature card that perfectly captures the Un-sets' playful design philosophy. As a common rarity, this card is accessible to both new and seasoned players looking to build diverse decks with a sense of fun. Hoisted Hireling is a black Zombie creature with a mana cost of {2}{B} and a power/toughness of 2/1. Its most defining trait is its ability to fly, but with a humorous twist: it only maintains this aerial advantage while being held above the battlefield. This mechanic adds a layer of strategic interaction that aligns with the unconventional rules often found in Un-cards. The card's flavor text further emphasizes this theme, referencing a character named Zarv who no longer trusted kitten posters telling him to "hang in there," adding a touch of narrative wit that collectors appreciate. Designed by Alex Konstad, the foil finish of this card adds a premium aesthetic to the Unstable set's already distinctive layout. Whether used in casual games or collected for its thematic contribution to the Un-sets, this card represents a memorable piece of Magic history. For fans of the Unstable era, adding this foil version to your collection offers a tangible connection to one of the most creative periods in the game's history. The combination of its flying ability, Zombie subtype, and the set's signature humor makes it a standout choice for enthusiasts of the Magic: The Gathering trading card game.
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Hoisted Hireling
Game
Magic: The Gathering
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Common
Alex Konstad
Card Stock
English
Foil
{2}{B}
Creature — Zombie
2 / 1
B
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This creature has flying as long as it's being held above the battlefield.
Zarv no longer trusted the kitten posters telling him to "hang in there."






