The 2017 Magic: The Gathering Unstable release Knight of the Kitchen Sink foil card (12b) is an Uncommon artifact creature known for its quirky flavor and protective rules text.
Knight of the Kitchen Sink
2017 • Magic: The Gathering • Unstable
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As card number 12b, this Uncommon foil artifact creature brings a lighthearted element to the game with its Cyborg Knight subtype. The card’s design and rules text reflect the Unstable set’s reputation for subverting traditional game mechanics, making it a memorable piece for collectors who appreciate the series' creative approach. In gameplay, Knight of the Kitchen Sink offers a specific defensive capability that appeals to strategy-focused players. The creature possesses first strike and protection from cards with even collector numbers, preventing them from blocking, targeting, or attaching to it. This unusual restriction creates a dynamic where the card’s resilience depends on its position within the set, adding a layer of trivia and engagement for those who study the expansion’s numbering system. The foil finish enhances its visual appeal, catching the light in a way that distinguishes it from non-foil versions while maintaining the standard card layout. For collectors, this card serves as a tangible connection to the 2017 Unstable era, a period known for its experimental and comedic design philosophy. The flavor text, referencing the gravy boat, adds to the card’s narrative charm, inviting players to engage with the whimsical storytelling that defines the Unstable brand. Whether added to a personal collection of foil artifacts or used to complete a set of the Unstable expansion, Knight of the Kitchen Sink offers both mechanical interest and thematic depth. Its enduring popularity stems from its ability to blend humor with strategic utility, ensuring it remains a favorite among Magic: The Gathering enthusiasts. Collectors often seek out this card for its unique interaction with the set’s numbering, making it a conversation starter at the table and a standout piece in any Unstable collection.
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Card Details
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Catalog Profile
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Featured Subject
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Knight of the Kitchen Sink
Game
Magic: The Gathering
TCG Attributes
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Uncommon
Mark A. Nelson
Card Stock
English
Foil
{W}{W}
Artifact Creature — Cyborg Knight
2 / 2
W
Card Text
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First strike, protection from even collector numbers (Nothing with an even collector number can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)
"Whew. For a minute, I thought I'd forgotten the gravy boat."











