The Squirrel Dealer from the 2017 Unstable expansion offers a humorous twist on creature creation with its unique rules text and Bram Sels illustration.
Squirrel Dealer
2017 • Magic: The Gathering • Unstable
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The Squirrel Dealer, card number 123 from the 2017 Magic: The Gathering Unstable expansion, stands out as a memorable piece of collector inventory. Designed by Bram Sels, this Common card introduces a whimsical mechanic that asks players to consult an outside source to determine its effect. Upon entering the battlefield, the creature prompts a question about squirrels, rewarding the answer with a 1/1 green Squirrel token. This interactive element captures the humorous spirit of the Unstable series, making it a favorite among fans of the format. For collectors building their Magic: The Gathering trading card game card collection, this release provides a distinct alternative to traditional competitive gameplay. The card’s type line, listing it as a Raccoon Lizard Bird, adds to its quirky identity. Whether you are completing a set of Unstable cards or seeking unique creatures for casual formats, the Squirrel Dealer offers a lighthearted addition to any library. Its low mana cost and token-generating ability make it a fun tool for creative deck building. As you explore the diverse roster of Unstable, cards like this one highlight the set's willingness to break conventions and embrace absurdity. This product represents a key component for enthusiasts who appreciate the creative direction of modern TCG design.
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Squirrel Dealer
Game
Magic: The Gathering
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Common
Bram Sels
Card Stock
English
{G}
Creature — Raccoon Lizard Bird
1 / 1
G
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When this creature enters, ask a person outside the game "Do you like Squirrels?" If they do, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.
"You see that sheen on the fur? The glint in their eyes? Top quality. These are the real deal."