I Delight in Your Convulsions is scheme card 17★ from the 2010 Archenemy Schemes expansion for Magic: The Gathering, featuring the iconic flavor text by Wayne Reynolds.
I Delight in Your Convulsions
2010 • Magic: The Gathering • Archenemy Schemes
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I Delight in Your Convulsions serves as scheme card 17★ within the Archenemy Schemes expansion for Magic: The Gathering, released in 2010. This product represents a core component of the Archenemy game mode, distinguishing it from standard Commander or Draft formats. As a scheme card, it operates outside the traditional mana curve, boasting a mana value of zero and functioning as a powerful tool for the Archenemy player to influence the battlefield immediately upon being set in motion. When activated, the scheme forces each opponent to lose three life while granting the Archenemy an equal amount of life, creating a significant swing in the game state. This mechanic highlights the asymmetric nature of the Archenemy format, where one player controls multiple powerful entities while others coordinate against them. Collectors often seek out this scheme to complete their Archenemy Schemes collection or to build competitive Archenemy decks that rely on consistent life gain and opponent damage. The flavor text, "I can't imagine what you're feeling right now, but I'll try my best," adds a layer of dark humor and narrative depth to the card, reflecting the villainous persona it embodies. The artwork by Wayne Reynolds contributes to the set's distinct visual identity, making this card a recognizable piece for fans of Magic: The Gathering lore. Whether you are an experienced Archenemy player or a collector of the 2010 expansion, I Delight in Your Convulsions remains a vital addition to any serious collection. Its status as a common rarity in the OARC set code ensures it is accessible while maintaining its historical significance in the evolution of the Archenemy format.
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I Delight in Your Convulsions
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Magic: The Gathering
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Wayne Reynolds
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English
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When you set this scheme in motion, each opponent loses 3 life. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.
"I can't imagine what you're feeling right now, but I'll try my best."










