The March of the Machine set with the Bloated Processor foil card. This rare Phyrexian creature offers unique incubator gameplay for Magic: The Gathering collectors.
Bloated Processor
2023 • Magic: The Gathering • March of the Machine
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The Bloated Processor, designated as card number 93 in the March of the Machine expansion, stands out as a distinct piece of Magic: The Gathering lore for collectors. Released in 2023, this card features a foil finish that enhances its visual appeal for those building themed collections. As a Creature — Phyrexian, it brings a specific mechanical depth to the game, allowing players to leverage its power through sacrificial strategies. The card’s ability to incubate tokens upon defeat introduces a dynamic layer of play that appeals to both strategic gamers and artifact enthusiasts. Collectors often seek this card due to its unique mechanics and the broader Phyrexian storyline woven throughout the set. The bold foil treatment by artist Brock Grossman adds significant value for those interested in high-quality prints. Whether you are completing a full set or hunting for key pieces in a Commander deck, this card represents a fascinating intersection of art and game design. The enduring interest in Phyrexian-themed cards ensures that this release remains a staple in modern Magic history.
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Bloated Processor
Game
Magic: The Gathering
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Rare
Brock Grossman
Card Stock
English
Foil
{2}{B}
Creature — Phyrexian
3 / 2
B
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Sacrifice another Phyrexian: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. When this creature dies, incubate X, where X is its power. (Create an Incubator token with X +1/+1 counters on it and "{2}: Transform this token." It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.)