Bloated Processor

Description

The 2023 Magic: The Gathering March of the Machine Promos release of Bloated Processor, identified as card number 93p in the PMOM set, is a foil version of a unique Phyrexian creature. Illustrated by Brock Grossman, this card features a mana cost of {2}{B} and serves as a versatile asset for players building decks centered around the Phyrexian archetype. As a Rare finish, it holds a distinct place within the promotional distribution of the March of the Machine era. In gameplay, Bloated Processor offers strategic flexibility through its sacrifice mechanic. By sacrificing another Phyrexian creature, players can place a +1/+1 counter on Bloated Processor, increasing its power and toughness. The card also features a triggered ability that activates upon its death. When removed from the battlefield, it creates an Incubator token with a number of +1/+1 counters equal to its power. This token grants the player the option to pay {2} to transform it into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature, providing additional board presence or utility depending on the game state. The foil treatment adds a premium aesthetic to the card, making it a desirable addition for those building comprehensive collections. Whether used in gameplay to enhance Phyrexian strategies or kept as a standalone piece for a library, this card represents a specific moment in the game's history.