The 2026 Magic: The Gathering Secret Lair Drop featuring the rare sorcery Slime Against Humanity. Designed by Jon Vermilyea, this card offers unique gameplay mechanics for TCG enthusiasts.
Slime Against Humanity
2026 • Magic: The Gathering • Secret Lair Drop
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The Slime Against Humanity card is a distinctive entry in the 2026 Magic: The Gathering Secret Lair Drop, identified by card number 7077. Designed by artist Jon Vermilyea, this rare sorcery card introduces a unique mechanical twist to the game. With a mana cost of {2}{G}, it allows players to create a 0/0 green Ooze creature token with trample. The token's power and toughness are determined by adding X +1/+1 counters, where X equals two plus the total number of cards owned in exile and graveyard that are Oozes or named Slime Against Humanity. This design encourages strategic deck building, as the rules permit any number of Slime Against Humanity cards in a deck. The card's layout follows the normal design standard, ensuring it fits seamlessly into existing collections while offering fresh gameplay possibilities.
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Slime Against Humanity
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Magic: The Gathering
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Rare
Jon Vermilyea
Card Stock
English
{2}{G}
Sorcery
G
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Create a 0/0 green Ooze creature token with trample. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is two plus the total number of cards you own in exile and in your graveyard that are Oozes or are named Slime Against Humanity. A deck can have any number of cards named Slime Against Humanity.