Obtain card #7077, Slime Against Humanity, from the 2026 Magic: The Gathering Secret Lair Drop. This rare sorcery offers unique gameplay mechanics centered on Ooze tokens and graveyard synergy.
Slime Against Humanity
2026 • Magic: The Gathering • Secret Lair Drop
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Card #7077, known as Slime Against Humanity, is a distinct release within the 2026 Magic: The Gathering Secret Lair Drop set. Classified as a rare sorcery, this card introduces a specific mechanical identity that diverges from standard mana efficiency, focusing instead on resource accumulation from exile and the graveyard. The gameplay of Slime Against Humanity revolves around creating a 0/0 green Ooze creature token with trample. The power and toughness of this token are determined by adding two to the total count of Ooze cards and cards specifically named Slime Against Humanity found in both the exile zone and the graveyard. This mechanic encourages players to build decks that prioritize card selection and exile strategies, making it a fascinating piece for collectors who appreciate complex interactions. Notably, the card includes a rule allowing any number of copies in a deck, removing the typical four-card limit and further emphasizing its role as a thematic centerpiece rather than a conventional competitive tool. For collectors, this product represents a tangible piece of Magic: The Gathering history from the Secret Lair Drop line. The combination of the rare rarity, the specific card number, and the unique rules text makes it a standout item for enthusiasts of the game. Whether you are building a collection of Secret Lair drops or seeking unique sorceries, this card provides a memorable addition to any Magic: The Gathering library.
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Slime Against Humanity
Game
Magic: The Gathering
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Rare
Jon Vermilyea
Card Stock
English
{2}{G}
Sorcery
G
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Create a 0/0 green Ooze creature token with trample. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is two plus the total number of cards you own in exile and in your graveyard that are Oozes or are named Slime Against Humanity. A deck can have any number of cards named Slime Against Humanity.
