Collect the rare 2026 Secret Lair Drop card Slime Against Humanity from Magic: The Gathering. This unique Sorcery offers distinct exile and graveyard mechanics for TCG enthusiasts.
Slime Against Humanity
2026 • Magic: The Gathering • Secret Lair Drop
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Designed by Jon Vermilyea, this card brings a playful yet mechanically deep element to the game, appealing to players who appreciate unconventional strategies and thematic design in the Secret Lair series. As a green Sorcery with a mana cost of {2}{G} and a mana value of 3, it fits seamlessly into decks that value resource accumulation and board presence. The card’s rules text creates a 0/0 green Ooze creature token with trample, which is then boosted by placing +1/+1 counters. The number of counters added equals two plus the total count of Ooze cards and Slime Against Humanity cards you own in exile and in your graveyard. This mechanic encourages players to build decks that leverage the graveyard and exile zones, rewarding long-term strategic planning. Additionally, the card allows any number of copies in a deck, making it a flexible inclusion for thematic builds focused on Oozes or the card’s own identity. Collectors value Secret Lair Drop cards for their unique artwork and innovative mechanics that often diverge from standard set designs. Slime Against Humanity stands out for its synergy with exile and graveyard strategies, offering a fresh twist on creature creation. The card’s rarity and distinctive gameplay make it a sought-after addition for Magic: The Gathering enthusiasts looking to expand their collection with unique and mechanically interesting cards. Whether for competitive play or casual enjoyment, this card represents a creative intersection of humor and strategy in the TCG landscape. The inclusion of Slime Against Humanity in the Secret Lair Drop highlights Magic: The Gathering’s commitment to diverse and engaging card design. Its ability to generate a powerful token based on specific zone interactions makes it a standout piece for collectors and players alike. The card’s design by Jon Vermilyea adds to its appeal, showcasing the artistic talent behind the Secret Lair series. For those building Ooze-themed decks or seeking unique Sorcery options, this card offers both strategic depth and collectible value.
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Slime Against Humanity
Game
Magic: The Gathering
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Rare
Jon Vermilyea
Card Stock
English
{2}{G}
Sorcery
G
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Create a 0/0 green Ooze creature token with trample. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is two plus the total number of cards you own in exile and in your graveyard that are Oozes or are named Slime Against Humanity. A deck can have any number of cards named Slime Against Humanity.









