Identified as card #358 in the 2022 Unfinity set, this foil Magic: The Gathering creature brings a humorous Vampire Guest with flying and haste to your collection.
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2022 • Magic: The Gathering • Unfinity
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Specifically, Dissatisfied Customer is card number 358, featuring a foil finish that distinguishes it within the set's common rarity tier. As a Vampire Guest creature, it offers players a blend of aggressive potential and unpredictable utility, making it a noteworthy piece for collectors who appreciate the set's experimental design. In terms of gameplay, this card costs {2}{B} to cast and boasts a mana value of three. It possesses the key abilities of flying and haste, allowing it to impact the board immediately upon entry. The card's most defining feature, however, is its triggered ability: when it enters the battlefield, you roll a six-sided die. If the result is three or less, you lose that much life. This mechanic encapsulates the high-risk, high-reward spirit often found in Unfinity cards, where luck plays a significant role in the outcome. For collectors, the foil treatment adds a layer of visual appeal to the card, which was illustrated by Yangtian Li. While the flavor text references the mirrors, the card itself stands as a standalone artifact of the 2022 release. Collectors often seek out specific card numbers from Unfinity to complete their sets, and #358 is a key component for those building a comprehensive collection of the series. Whether you are drawn to the vampire subtype, the foil finish, or the unique mechanics, this card offers a tangible connection to one of Magic's more unconventional expansions. It serves as a fun and functional addition to any library focused on the Unfinity era.
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Dissatisfied Customer
Game
Magic: The Gathering
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Common
Yangtian Li
Card Stock
English
Foil
{2}{B}
Creature — Vampire Guest
2 / 1
B
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Flying, haste When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. If the result is 3 or less, you lose that much life.
The mirrors weren't fun for everyone.






