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A rare 2004 Magic: The Gathering Unhinged sorcery card featuring the humorous spell Ass Whuppin'. This silver-bordered card offers distinctive gameplay rules for casual play.

Ass Whuppin'

2004 • Magic: The Gathering • Unhinged

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Product Overview

Description

The 2004 Unhinged expansion brought a distinct flavor to Magic: The Gathering, and card number 117, Ass Whuppin’, stands out as a memorable piece of that silver-bordered era. As a rare sorcery, this card requires a mana cost of one generic, one white, and one black mana to cast. Its unique rules text allows players to destroy a target silver-bordered or acorn permanent visible from their seat, making it a potent tool in casual or humorous formats where such cards are legal. The card’s flavor text, "Asses to ashes, Donkeys to dust," perfectly captures the irreverent tone that defines the Unhinged set. Designed by artist Don Hazeltine, the card serves as a fun addition to any collection focused on the unconventional sides of Magic: The Gathering. For collectors, this card represents a specific moment in the game's history when Wizards of the Coast explored more experimental and lighthearted mechanics. The card’s specific mana value of three and its black-white color identity make it a recognizable component for those who appreciate the strategic diversity introduced by silver-bordered releases. Whether you are building a themed collection of Unhinged cards or simply looking to add a conversation starter to your binder, this card offers a unique glimpse into the game’s more playful design philosophy. It remains a sought-after item for fans who enjoy the creative liberties taken during the early 2000s expansions.

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Card Details

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Catalog Profile

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Year

2004

Series

Unhinged

Card Number

#117

Featured Subject

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Featured

Ass Whuppin'

Game

Magic: The Gathering

TCG Attributes

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Rarity

Rare

Artist

Don Hazeltine

Material

Card Stock

Language

English

Mana cost

{1}{W}{B}

Type

Sorcery

Color

B, W

Card Text

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Destroy target silver-bordered or acorn permanent in any game you can see from your seat.

Asses to ashes, Donkeys to dust.

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FAQ

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What is the mana cost of Ass Whuppin' in Magic: The Gathering?

Ass Whuppin' has a mana cost of {1}{W}{B}, requiring one generic mana, one white mana, and one black mana to cast. It is a sorcery card with a mana value of three.

What does the card Ass Whuppin' do in gameplay?

The card’s rules text allows you to destroy a target silver-bordered or acorn permanent in any game you can see from your seat. This makes it particularly useful in casual formats where such cards are legal.

Is Ass Whuppin' part of a standard Magic set?

No, Ass Whuppin' is from the Unhinged expansion, released in 2004. It is a silver-bordered card, which means it is intended for casual, humorous play rather than competitive tournament environments.

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