The 2004 Magic: The Gathering Unhinged expansion with this foil #117, Ass Whuppin'. A rare silver-bordered sorcery designed for casual, humorous play.
2004 • Magic: The Gathering • Unhinged
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Among these creative entries is Ass Whuppin', card number 117, a rare sorcery that exemplifies the set's lighthearted approach to gameplay. This foil version, illustrated by Don Hazeltine, features the distinctive finish that collectors often seek within the Unhinged subset. As a rare card with a mana cost of {1}{W}{B}, Ass Whuppin' is a three-mana sorcery that operates outside standard tournament restrictions, making it a favorite for casual and Commander-style games. The card allows players to target and destroy a silver-bordered or acorn permanent in any game they can observe from their seat, reflecting the chaotic and humorous nature of the Unhinged universe. Its flavor text, "Asses to ashes, Donkeys to dust," adds to the whimsical tone that defines this release. Collectors of Magic: The Gathering often seek out Unhinged cards for their novelty and historical significance in the game's evolution. The foil treatment of this card enhances its visual appeal, making it a standout addition to any casual collection. Whether you are building a themed deck or simply appreciating the artistic and mechanical creativity of the Unhinged era, this card offers a fun and distinctive piece of Magic history. The combination of its rare status, foil finish, and unique gameplay effects makes it a memorable item for enthusiasts of the game.
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Ass Whuppin'
Game
Magic: The Gathering
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Rare
Don Hazeltine
Card Stock
English
Foil
{1}{W}{B}
Sorcery
B, W
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Destroy target silver-bordered or acorn permanent in any game you can see from your seat.
Asses to ashes, Donkeys to dust.
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