The 2004 Unhinged Promos foil version of Ass Whuppin' is a distinctive silver-bordered sorcery designed by Don Hazeltine. Collectors value this card for its unique rules text and humorous flavor typical of the Unhinged expansion.
Ass Whuppin'
2004 • Magic: The Gathering • Unhinged Promos
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Description
Among these promotional releases, the Ass Whuppin' card, designated as number 117★, stands out for its specific gameplay function and artistic presentation. This foil version adds a distinct visual appeal to the card, making it a notable piece for enthusiasts of the Unhinged era. Designed by Don Hazeltine, this sorcery card carries a mana cost of {1}{W}{B} and targets a specific mechanic unique to the silver-bordered format. The card's rules allow the player to destroy a target silver-bordered or acorn permanent in any game they can see from their seat. This creative rule text highlights the experimental nature of the Unhinged product line, offering a humorous yet functional gameplay experience that differs significantly from the standard black-bordered cards. For collectors, the 117★ designation marks this as a promotional variant, separate from the main set release. The combination of the foil finish and the silver-bordered classification makes it a sought-after item for those completing the Unhinged Promos collection. The flavor text, "Asses to ashes, Donkeys to dust," further cements its identity as a piece of Magic history that embraces absurdity without compromising on the game's core structure. Whether you are a player interested in the card's unique ability or a collector focused on the Unhinged brand, this foil sorcery represents a fun and memorable entry in the 2004 promotional landscape.
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Card Details
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Catalog Profile
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Featured Subject
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Featured
Ass Whuppin'
Game
Magic: The Gathering
TCG Attributes
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Rare
Don Hazeltine
Card Stock
English
Foil
{1}{W}{B}
Sorcery
B, W
Card Text
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Destroy target silver-bordered or acorn permanent in any game you can see from your seat.
Asses to ashes, Donkeys to dust.

