The Discourtesy Clerk foil from Magic: The Gathering's Unfinity expansion (2022) offers collectors a distinctive Vampire Employee creature with unique Attraction gameplay mechanics.
Discourtesy Clerk
2022 • Magic: The Gathering • Unfinity
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Released in 2022 as part of the Unfinity expansion, the Discourtesy Clerk (card #356) is a black Uncommon creature that brings a humorous twist to the Magic: The Gathering trading card game. Designed by Vladimir Krisetskiy, this foil variant features the Vampire Employee type line and costs {3}{B} to cast. The card’s gameplay centers on the Attraction mechanic, allowing players to open an Attraction from their deck upon entering the battlefield. If you control three or more Attractions by your end step, the Discourtesy Clerk triggers a card draw at the cost of one life. This product appeals to collectors who appreciate the whimsical, non-competitive spirit of the Unfinity set. The foil finish enhances the visual appeal for those building thematic collections or seeking specific cards to complete their Unfinity grid. Whether you are a seasoned TCG enthusiast or new to Magic, this card represents a fun and strategic addition to any deck focused on the Attraction archetype.
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Discourtesy Clerk
Game
Magic: The Gathering
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Uncommon
Vladimir Krisetskiy
Card Stock
English
Foil
{3}{B}
Creature — Vampire Employee
3 / 2
B
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When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) At the beginning of your end step, if you control three or more Attractions, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
Myra doesn't pay the vampires to smile—but only because guests found it off-putting.