The Discourtesy Clerk is a foil uncommon creature card from Magic: The Gathering's 2022 Unfinity expansion, featuring unique gameplay mechanics centered on Attractions.
Discourtesy Clerk
2022 • Magic: The Gathering • Unfinity
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The Discourtesy Clerk, card number 70 in the Unfinity expansion, brings a whimsical yet strategic element to Magic: The Gathering. Released in 2022, this Uncommon Vampire Employee creature requires four mana to cast and boasts a 3/2 power and toughness profile. Its abilities revolve around the set's innovative Attraction mechanic, allowing players to open an Attraction when it enters the battlefield. If you control three or more Attractions by your end step, you gain a card but lose one life, creating a dynamic risk-reward scenario that defines its role in gameplay. For collectors, the foil finish adds significant visual appeal, making this card a standout addition to any Magic: The Gathering collection. As you build your Magic: The Gathering inventory, this foil card serves as a memorable piece of the Unfinity era, blending fun mechanics with collectible quality. Whether you are completing a set or seeking unique creatures for your deck, the Discourtesy Clerk offers a distinctive experience that resonates with fans of the franchise.
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Discourtesy Clerk
Game
Magic: The Gathering
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Uncommon
Vladimir Krisetskiy
Card Stock
English
Foil
{3}{B}
Creature — Vampire Employee
3 / 2
B
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When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) At the beginning of your end step, if you control three or more Attractions, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
Myra doesn't pay the vampires to smile—but only because guests found it off-putting.