The Discourtesy Clerk is a Vampire Employee creature from the Magic: The Gathering Unfinity set, released in 2022 as card number 70.
2022 • Magic: The Gathering • Unfinity
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The Discourtesy Clerk, identified as card number 70, is a distinct addition to the Magic: The Gathering Unfinity set released in 2022. As a Vampire Employee creature, this card brings a unique mechanical interaction to the game, designed by Vladimir Krisetskiy. The card features a mana cost of {3}{B} and possesses a power and toughness of 3/2, fitting into the black color identity. Collectors of Magic: The Gathering often appreciate the whimsical nature of the Unfinity expansion, and this card offers an engaging gameplay experience. When the Discourtesy Clerk enters the battlefield, it triggers the opening of an Attraction, placing the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield. This mechanic encourages strategic deck building around attraction synergies. Furthermore, at the beginning of your end step, if you control three or more Attractions, you draw a card but lose 1 life, adding a risk-reward element to the strategy. For hobbyists building collections of the Unfinity set, securing this uncommon card is a notable step. The card's design and mechanics reflect the playful yet competitive spirit of the Un-sets, making it a favorite among players who enjoy unconventional game interactions. Whether you are completing your Unfinity binder or exploring new strategies, the Discourtesy Clerk represents a key piece of this 2022 release.
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Discourtesy Clerk
Game
Magic: The Gathering
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Uncommon
Vladimir Krisetskiy
Card Stock
English
{3}{B}
Creature — Vampire Employee
3 / 2
B
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When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) At the beginning of your end step, if you control three or more Attractions, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
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The Discourtesy Clerk is a Creature — Vampire Employee from the Magic: The Gathering Unfinity set.
When this creature enters the battlefield, you open an Attraction by putting the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield. Additionally, if you control three or more Attractions at the beginning of your end step, you draw a card but lose 1 life.
The Discourtesy Clerk has a mana cost of {3}{B} and a mana value of 4.
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